I am compiling here 50 amazing Instagram status updates that you can use to impress anyone. These status updates/messages are trendy and get noticed quickly. You can use them as your status message, quote or update on any social network you use. Read through them and share with your friends as well.
I Will hold U in my heart, till I can hold U in my arms.
Hey, I just met U, this is crazy
Stop looking for happiness in the same place U just lost it..
I will win, not immediately but definitely…!!
Silent people have the _loudest minds.
People say me bad…..but trust me I am the worst!
Try and fail in life but never fail to try in life…
I only use Instagram to stalk…
I am not glad it’s “Friday”, I am glad it’s “Today”. Love Ur life – 7 days a week.
If I delete Ur number, U’re basically deleted from my life…
If opportunity does not knock, build a door.
Not forget someone, who gave you so much to remember…
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Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch them off Any time..
Life is dumb and I want to sleep….
I like Ur Instagram status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you…
You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Instagram status.
Each new day is another chance to change your life….
I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.
Being single is smarter than _being in the wrong relationship.
Sometimes one hello, makes U never want to say goodbye…
A girl’s status will tell U more about how she feels than she ever will…
Trying to get to know U is like trying to split the red sea.
The pain U feel today is the strength U feel tomorrow.
Thank U for making me feel less alone…
stop stop, I am gunna pee
“Dream” as if U’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one..
I didn’t choose the #thug life, the thug life chose me…
My only real long term goal is to never end up on Maury.
If I die tomorrow, will you remember me
Live the live U want to, not the one U’re supposed to
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Life is short, false, it’s the longes thing U do
Can I film U while you sleep? U’re so cute
Hating me doesn’t make U pretty.
Friends with a gang of geeks….
Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
Silence is the most powerful scream.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
OMG nobody cares
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I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode…
If I agreed with you we both were wrong.
Always respects your self!
Save Water, Drink Wine!!
I just need a good Wifi & Wife.
All the Rules are made.. to be break.
Oooooo…..Don’t copy my bios..
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If U can’t convince them, confuse them.
You are a 10, on the pH scale… Cuz U’re basic.
I’am not smart. I just wear glasses.